Derpatologist

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Watching Svengoolie, the movie is Ssssssss (with Dirk Benedict) tonight. In one scene, an alleged herpetologist just referred to some snakes as not poisonous. 

Me: Nonvenomous!! Venomous!!! Not “poisonous.”

Fred: To be fair, perhaps it’s also not poisonous. You could maybe eat it and not die. 

Me: (putting side my horror at that thought for a second) Anyway, some herpetologist he is. 

Fred: More like a “derpatologist.”

This has been a snippet of my life with Fred. 🤣

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